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hikarinonijiIt was a beautiful day in the land of Johnny, when a happily married pair by the name of Kazuya en Jin Akanishi decided to make a stroll around the block with their little boy Kota.
Lovingly Kazuya looked at her only child while the wind played with her long brown wavy hair, and Jin smiled seeing his perfect little family looking so happy.
"Papa, can we make a stop at the park?" The little boy asked, and how could Jin resist such a cute face? He looked at his wife, who nodded in response, saying it was OK to go. Thus they did.
When they arrived in the park, little Kota was sent out to play while 'mommy and daddy' would be 'playing' with each other. This of course was Jin's idea.
After the 9 year old had politely stole some kid's ball, he ran towards a little field. Not a lot of kids would play there due a rumor about a guy named Takizawa and the fact he liked little children. Kota did not know what was wrong what that, but if the man would come out and do something, he would call his mom and made her beat up the man just like she did with his dad. He had never seen it happening, but the way his dad screamed late at night when they were in the bedroom, told the little one his mom was a strong woman.
He was a bit startled when he saw a little girl sitting in the field, playing with flowers. 'Who the hell plays with flowers when you can play soccer?' he thought annoyed. He approached her with the intention to scare the crap out of her so he would have the field for his own, but when he came closer he saw she was actually really pretty and dropped the plan. Instead he walked over to her with a cheerful "Hi there" and sat down next to her as he hugged the ball he still carried with him.
Two big brown eyes looked at him questioning, but soon a a bright smile lingered across her pouty pink lips. "Hi. What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to play soccer, but since you're in the way I might as well stay here with you," the boy answered wittingly. The girl pouted at that, "but if you'd play soccer the pretty flowers would die." She didn't seem to care about her self in anyway.
Kota scratched the back of his head, as he muttered with a little annoyed frown, "they're just flowers. They'll die anyway. And they come back again too."
The girl didn't seem to listen, "I was once flower too, a really pretty one. Just like I am now." She giggled to herself, "I bet there isn't a girl in the world who's as pretty as I am. When I was a flower, I would bend in the wind, and go woosh~" With her arms she pretended she was flowing, as she puffed her cheeks and blew softly into the air as if she was the wind.
The boy looked at her with a puzzled face. Not the brightest star that shined, the boy noted in the back of his head. But that was okay. He had heard his mom talk with Aunty Ueda on the phone, always saying that brains weren't everything in a relationship, and that dad was a perfect example. 'As long as the bed-adventures were good, a relationship would be able to survive,' she had said. With 'bed-adventures' little Kota assumed it was the fighting he heard every now and then. Not that he was planning on being beaten by a girl though!
"My name is Yuya~," she sang softly as she picked some flowers, and randomly added them in her hair. "My name is Kota. With the kanji's both used for big! My mom says it's because she wants me to grow up big and strong!" he boasted his own name.
But he got ignored. Instead the girl added with a singing voice, "I don't have a daddy. It's only me and MamaPi." The boy blinked. "I can share my dad with you."
Now the girl indeed looked interested, and she nearly tackled him to the ground as she gripped his shoulders, "do you really mean that Kota-kun?!"
The young boy nodded nonchalant, "yeah. My mom says there is enough space in his ego for over a 1000 of him. I'm sure he can miss one, and give it to you. And he's good at bed-adventures too, so I guess your mom will be happy with him too,"
The girl laughed and kissed his nose. Kota felt himself turning red, and quickly pushed her off him, "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Leaving the ball behind he ran off nearly tackling an young lady to the ground.
"I'm sorry baa-chan!" he yelled as he continued running.
Tomohisa puffed her cheeks. "Brat," she muttered, "Yuuyan! Come on dear, we're going home!"
The girl, still a little startled by the actions of the boy picked up the ball as she walked over to her mom and let her hand slip in the one of the older woman, so they could take their leave.
10 Years later...
She kissed his nose, which he wrinkled as he muttered, "That's disgusting Yuyaan."
"What? Can't I kiss my own brother?" she smiled seductively at him, and he gagged.
That's when Kazuya and Tomohisa walked in, smiling at the two children. Kota looked at his mother, "mom, can you please say you have found a solution for this messed up shit? Tell me dad isn't leaving us to live with that chick and her mother? So he missed the bucket once... That doesn't mean there are more like her!" With that he pointed out to his half sister, who just pouted.
Kazuya gently shook her head, as Tomohisa caressed her hand, "Kota-kun, from now on. Yuyaan and I will be living with you, and your mother."
Yuya looked at her mother, "and Jin-san?"
Now it was time for Kazuya to speak, "I'm leaving Jin. And marrying Tomohisa. I'm sure we'll be very happy together and we can't live happily ever aft,-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
At that exact moment 5 idols occupied in Japan woke up.
"Worst. Dream. Ever." Yabu Kota, almost 20 years old muttered to himself. The thought of having Akame as his parents was bad enough, but Takaki as his sister nearly made him gag. He could take on a lot but incest was a no go.
Takaki Yuya sobbed to himself. "Yabu-kun called me disgusting. Does this mean all our time spend together was a lie?" He grapped his cellphone, in a desperate need to call someone, "Dai-chan.... It's me again. Huh? Yeah, I know how late it is but..."
"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever dreamed," Kamenashi Kazuya said, and Yamashita Tomohisa nodded. "I can't believe we were together, everyone knows I'm into you as a guy!"
Kame shook his head, "that's not what I was talking about... I was talking about the fact I was actually together with Jin."
And somewhere, there was an Akanishi Jin lying in a bed. Both Kame and Pi had looked really pretty as woman. A small smirk creped up his face. And he had banged them both.
Disclaimer:
I am very well aware of that fact that neither Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa or Takaki Yuya are woman.
I love Akame, KamePi, TakaBu and Pin.. Things that are said are purely for entertainment, not to bash any of the characters nor the pairings.
I do not support incest.
I do think Pi, Kame and Yuuyan would be damned pretty if they were female.
This fic is based on nothing, and it's supposed to be crack. Don't take it at heart.
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yampanda this is what happends.
Comments are loved. Not if you're going to flame though. Save the flames for the fire.
Lovingly Kazuya looked at her only child while the wind played with her long brown wavy hair, and Jin smiled seeing his perfect little family looking so happy.
"Papa, can we make a stop at the park?" The little boy asked, and how could Jin resist such a cute face? He looked at his wife, who nodded in response, saying it was OK to go. Thus they did.
When they arrived in the park, little Kota was sent out to play while 'mommy and daddy' would be 'playing' with each other. This of course was Jin's idea.
After the 9 year old had politely stole some kid's ball, he ran towards a little field. Not a lot of kids would play there due a rumor about a guy named Takizawa and the fact he liked little children. Kota did not know what was wrong what that, but if the man would come out and do something, he would call his mom and made her beat up the man just like she did with his dad. He had never seen it happening, but the way his dad screamed late at night when they were in the bedroom, told the little one his mom was a strong woman.
He was a bit startled when he saw a little girl sitting in the field, playing with flowers. 'Who the hell plays with flowers when you can play soccer?' he thought annoyed. He approached her with the intention to scare the crap out of her so he would have the field for his own, but when he came closer he saw she was actually really pretty and dropped the plan. Instead he walked over to her with a cheerful "Hi there" and sat down next to her as he hugged the ball he still carried with him.
Two big brown eyes looked at him questioning, but soon a a bright smile lingered across her pouty pink lips. "Hi. What are you doing here?"
"I wanted to play soccer, but since you're in the way I might as well stay here with you," the boy answered wittingly. The girl pouted at that, "but if you'd play soccer the pretty flowers would die." She didn't seem to care about her self in anyway.
Kota scratched the back of his head, as he muttered with a little annoyed frown, "they're just flowers. They'll die anyway. And they come back again too."
The girl didn't seem to listen, "I was once flower too, a really pretty one. Just like I am now." She giggled to herself, "I bet there isn't a girl in the world who's as pretty as I am. When I was a flower, I would bend in the wind, and go woosh~" With her arms she pretended she was flowing, as she puffed her cheeks and blew softly into the air as if she was the wind.
The boy looked at her with a puzzled face. Not the brightest star that shined, the boy noted in the back of his head. But that was okay. He had heard his mom talk with Aunty Ueda on the phone, always saying that brains weren't everything in a relationship, and that dad was a perfect example. 'As long as the bed-adventures were good, a relationship would be able to survive,' she had said. With 'bed-adventures' little Kota assumed it was the fighting he heard every now and then. Not that he was planning on being beaten by a girl though!
"My name is Yuya~," she sang softly as she picked some flowers, and randomly added them in her hair. "My name is Kota. With the kanji's both used for big! My mom says it's because she wants me to grow up big and strong!" he boasted his own name.
But he got ignored. Instead the girl added with a singing voice, "I don't have a daddy. It's only me and MamaPi." The boy blinked. "I can share my dad with you."
Now the girl indeed looked interested, and she nearly tackled him to the ground as she gripped his shoulders, "do you really mean that Kota-kun?!"
The young boy nodded nonchalant, "yeah. My mom says there is enough space in his ego for over a 1000 of him. I'm sure he can miss one, and give it to you. And he's good at bed-adventures too, so I guess your mom will be happy with him too,"
The girl laughed and kissed his nose. Kota felt himself turning red, and quickly pushed her off him, "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Leaving the ball behind he ran off nearly tackling an young lady to the ground.
"I'm sorry baa-chan!" he yelled as he continued running.
Tomohisa puffed her cheeks. "Brat," she muttered, "Yuuyan! Come on dear, we're going home!"
The girl, still a little startled by the actions of the boy picked up the ball as she walked over to her mom and let her hand slip in the one of the older woman, so they could take their leave.
10 Years later...
She kissed his nose, which he wrinkled as he muttered, "That's disgusting Yuyaan."
"What? Can't I kiss my own brother?" she smiled seductively at him, and he gagged.
That's when Kazuya and Tomohisa walked in, smiling at the two children. Kota looked at his mother, "mom, can you please say you have found a solution for this messed up shit? Tell me dad isn't leaving us to live with that chick and her mother? So he missed the bucket once... That doesn't mean there are more like her!" With that he pointed out to his half sister, who just pouted.
Kazuya gently shook her head, as Tomohisa caressed her hand, "Kota-kun, from now on. Yuyaan and I will be living with you, and your mother."
Yuya looked at her mother, "and Jin-san?"
Now it was time for Kazuya to speak, "I'm leaving Jin. And marrying Tomohisa. I'm sure we'll be very happy together and we can't live happily ever aft,-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
At that exact moment 5 idols occupied in Japan woke up.
"Worst. Dream. Ever." Yabu Kota, almost 20 years old muttered to himself. The thought of having Akame as his parents was bad enough, but Takaki as his sister nearly made him gag. He could take on a lot but incest was a no go.
Takaki Yuya sobbed to himself. "Yabu-kun called me disgusting. Does this mean all our time spend together was a lie?" He grapped his cellphone, in a desperate need to call someone, "Dai-chan.... It's me again. Huh? Yeah, I know how late it is but..."
"That was the most disturbing thing I have ever dreamed," Kamenashi Kazuya said, and Yamashita Tomohisa nodded. "I can't believe we were together, everyone knows I'm into you as a guy!"
Kame shook his head, "that's not what I was talking about... I was talking about the fact I was actually together with Jin."
And somewhere, there was an Akanishi Jin lying in a bed. Both Kame and Pi had looked really pretty as woman. A small smirk creped up his face. And he had banged them both.
Disclaimer:
I am very well aware of that fact that neither Kamenashi Kazuya, Yamashita Tomohisa or Takaki Yuya are woman.
I love Akame, KamePi, TakaBu and Pin.. Things that are said are purely for entertainment, not to bash any of the characters nor the pairings.
I do not support incest.
I do think Pi, Kame and Yuuyan would be damned pretty if they were female.
This fic is based on nothing, and it's supposed to be crack. Don't take it at heart.
I shouldn't be allowed to talk with
yampanda this is what happends.Comments are loved. Not if you're going to flame though. Save the flames for the fire.
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on 2009-12-22 03:27 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2009-12-22 04:23 am (UTC)loved it as always, BB
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on 2009-12-22 01:35 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-12-22 11:38 am (UTC)So true LOL XD
Such a cute fic :D
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on 2009-12-22 01:38 pm (UTC)Thank you ^^
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on 2009-12-22 03:45 pm (UTC)God, really, this is too fucked up for words :'] I love it.
Only I'm having a hard time imagining Pi as a woman oO I mean he's got the moobs (unlike Kame) but he's got the broadest shoulders ever. Imagine that in a dress. lmao
Jinnifer is a whore. And we love him
And somewhere, there was an Akanishi Jin lying in a bed.
oO ARE YOU SAYING THERE ARE MORE OF HIM? THE WORLD'S NOT READY FOR THAT! [/retarded comment]
I'll take my leave now :]
Talk to me more often. It brings out the good ideas hidden in the back of your head where it's dark and dusty.
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on 2009-12-22 11:06 pm (UTC)I know right? Your fault. Hmm, just imagine young Pi as a woman, why he didn't had the broad shoulders. : D
Yes : D
Well, he;s ego is big enough for over a 1000 of him......... who knows.
My head is never dark and/or dusty >:l Just empty.
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on 2009-12-23 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
on 2009-12-23 05:16 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2009-12-23 04:41 am (UTC)And somewhere, there was an Akanishi Jin lying in a bed. Both Kame and Pi had looked really pretty as woman. A small smirk creped up his face. And he had banged them both.
LMFAO!! i can just imagine his face there LOL
this was just made of win! best read ever
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on 2009-12-23 05:15 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it so much : D Thank you <3
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on 2009-12-24 08:19 am (UTC)XD yuya calls Dai-chan when he has a bad dream and he thinks his time with yabu was a lie XD
i think Jin was the only one that like the idea
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on 2010-01-03 03:58 am (UTC)I think so too XD
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on 2010-01-03 04:04 am (UTC)hmm i think i can't image them as girls
XD Wow Jin was on a roll when he banged both Kame and YamaPi
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on 2010-01-05 06:14 pm (UTC)Me neither really, but I wrote it because I had this stupid conversation with my friend~
He was XD~!
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on 2010-01-06 03:27 am (UTC)ahh was it a bad conversation or a good one if i may ask
hahah XD well i just read the one that yampanda it was really funny
you should do a part 2 but this time do it with Dai-chan since yuya talked with him about what happen XD
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on 2009-12-29 06:42 pm (UTC)EPIC FIC XDD &hearts
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on 2010-01-05 02:10 pm (UTC)THANK YOU~